Saturday, October 18, 2008

Faith in Condoleezza Rice videos playlist

[Unfortunately, videos 1 and 8 in the playlist have had the audio disabled by YouTube in a response to a claim of a copyright violation. Those videos can be downloaded to view them - see the videos' (more info) details for the download link.]

A playlist with 10 videos which use religious allegories and imagery to express my deep faith in Condoleezza Rice.

The numbered notes here correspond to each video in the playlist. Note 1 corresponds to video 1, note 2 corresponds to video 2 and so on.

  1. Now decades after Condoleezza Rice was born in Birmingham, Alabama, in the days of George W. Bush the President, behold, wise Condistas from everywhere came to the World Wide Web, saying,
    Where is She who has been born Empress of Democracy?
    For we have seen Her star in the North and have come to worship Her.

  2. And the angel said unto her, Fear not, Condoleezza Rice: for thou hast found favour with God. These walls were not made to shut out problems. You have to face them. You have to live the life you were born to live.

    And, behold, thou shalt conceive in thy brain, and bring forth two policies, and shalt call their names War on Terrorism and Transformational Diplomacy.

  3. And Condoleezza Rice too went up from California from the town of Palo Alto to the District of Columbia, to the city of George that is called Washington, because She was of the party of Republicans, to be employed by Bush Her party's nominee for President, who was with an election victory.

    While they were there, the time came for her to become National Security Advisor, and She gave birth to her firstborn Draft Condi movement.

  4. They rapped to her driving in an electric super-car

  5. and she played to them on a piano,

  6. because there was no room for Her in the White House.

  7. When She saw the protestors, She went to Blackburn Town Hall, and after She had sat down, Her Broadcasters came to Her.

    She began to teach them, saying
    Blessed are the those who practice the Islamic faith for there is no conflict between Islamic values and democratic values.

    Blessed are those who solve their differences by politics, by compromise and dialogue for they shall avoid conflict and violence

  8. Then Condoleezza came to them and said,
    All authority in heaven and on earth has been given to me.

  9. Scottish Peter said,
    You are the Christ, the Daughter of the Living God.

  10. Our Condi, who is on earth,
    Hallowed be her Name.
    Her Republic come.
    Her will be done,
    On earth as it is in heaven.
    Give us this day our daily bread.
    And forgive us our trespasses,
    As we forgive them that trespass against us.
    And lead us not into temptation;
    But deliver us from evil:
    For yours is the Republic,
    The power, and the glory,
    For your term of office.

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